Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Dumbest freaking news headline to date

How's this for an asinine headline?

"Hurricane Katrina to Increase Joblessness"

Uh, ya don't say? What was your first clue? Was it the thousands of people who no longer have a physical place of employment, or the fact that most of Nawlins is now under sewage-laced water with corpses bobbing about?

How about "Scientists Think 8 Foot Floodwaters May Damage Property" or maybe even "120 Mph Winds Thought to Damage Trees"???

The fact is that while the Big Sleazy might have been devastated, its residents will now likely take up employment in the cities where they have landed, whether temporarily or permanently. The clean-up job down there is going to be monumental and lengthy. Who do you suppose will be doing that work, robots?

1 Comments:

At 6:45 PM, September 07, 2005, Blogger catlover926 said...

In light of the recently announced 4-year low unemployment rate, they just HOPE Katrina increases joblessness, because that, too, will be George Bush's fault. The fiend.

 

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