Monday, September 12, 2005

My Very Own Hell

Scientologists, General asshats, Hipsters
Circle I Limbo

Riceboys, Goths, DMV Employees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Militant Vegans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Bill Clinton
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Saddam Hussein, Qusay Hussein, Uday Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Creationists, PETA Members, Democrats
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

NAMBLA Members
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

1 Comments:

At 7:54 AM, September 13, 2005, Blogger The Errant Cook said...

You know, Dante's Inferno...the different circles of Hell. You can create your own with that link and send different people to different levels of Hell. Neat, huh?

 

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