Friday, October 21, 2005

Googleness

I've read on a couple of blogs about this, so I tried it on myself. You go to Google and enter your first name plus the word "needs" in quotes. Here are my results.

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Jennifer first needs to be made comfortable with the tension and conflicts. Jennifer needs an adviser with exceptional listening skills.

But the competition is getting tougher, so Jennifer needs to keep on improving.

Allow Jennifer additional time to complete the assignments.

But if the people are emotionally needy, then Jennifer needs space. Jennifer can march to the beat of a different drummer.

Jen needs this Diva Publicity like she needs a hole in the head!

Jennifer needs a thorough psychiatric evaluation.

Jennifer needs a smack daddy.

Jennifer needs a cold shower. Jennifer works at a strip club in Nevada.

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What have these women been doing with our name???

Good grief.

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